My mind can wander into the gutter, just like other guys as they can be visual and stuff like that.
I can get lusty thoughts up in my head. But of course, I have control my hormones because gawd forbid if I get a little frisky to a girl, then I have to worry about getting assaulted, etc.
Again it is a female majority, so we have to treat them as god, even though god is supposed to be a man. I have to give them high levels of respect.
Even when they dress trashy. We still have to treat them as queen bitches.
I get really offended from people like my mother who gets offended for me checking out a girl who clearly is doing it to get attention. My mother for maybe the rightful reasons has taught me to be “discrete” to visually look at a lady.
Well I’m breaking the social rules and uncovering my thoughts of how I act when I am near a hot chickie:
A girl wears some sexually attractive outfits. I’m like, what nice legs! How can I say to a girl “you got hot legs”?
A girl starts to get creeped out. Lets use this example as a girl working at one of those “push carts” at the local mall.Well it’s not my fault she’s whoring for attention! You can’t say shes teasing!
A girl who doesn’t wear belly shirts per se, but sometimes it crops up I wished I got a few extra more moments seeing your belly piecing if I am missing a free showing!
Tank tops, and noodle outfits: Around here, camisoles and other spaghetti strapped outfits are always in the fashion. Even during the harsh , warm winters. I don’t get my attraction of pretty girls and skimpy outfits with straps of one of my favorite foods. Not that I would eat the girl or the top or bottom, but it does something. I find it sexy when a girl fixes her straps. The more straps, the more sexier the girl and the outfit she wearing. I can’t feel for the pretty girl, because I’m not in her, nor am I girl, but she must love wearing them, must feel sexy to war, but what do I know? Those halter shirts are hot, my dream is could touch her back, rub it or unwrap it and maybe screw her – in my dreams! I’m not to into tube tops, the boobs look like they ether get squished or pushed down. A girl’s bust area is supposed to look upright, and never supposed to slouch, at least in my opinion.
Low rise pants – Whats really down there? That hostess looks pretty hot. What am I kidding? That’s probably why she has her job! But wow, what pants she has? I wonder if its below size 1? That’s some low rise pants, how low is it? Is she wearing any panties? How low do they realistically go? Wow, what if she not wearing any? That must be a weird feeling!
A girl shows some visible assets I’m like, this is gonna be fun, how long will this last? I’m loving looking at the crack, or the thong or something way down there. Not sure if its all above or she’s wearing that belt too that I just find so sexy.
But as she is finding out of her surroundings, I’m like you wear low rise pants or jeans. I’m not sure if you find it comfortable to wear, or seek out the attention. It’s not my fault you wear these outfits with the assumed knowledge that you could “feel a draft” and your tramp stamp or thong or even your crack showing! I know you are doing it to seek some attention and I know you don’t think I’m cute. Then don’t you wear a belt, and if so why tighten it up to make that belt feel more comfortable on your hips?
Show offs in front of the Bf. This is crazy, why would you show off your body if you have a bf? Is this kinda foreplay to you fucking one of another later on in the day? You are showing off your body to start getting the boy horny? Or is it I am a demented individual seeing things completely differently?
Cleavage (not totally up my alley), sometimes I do overly check out the ta tas, but you are doing it to yourself. I’m not talking about busty ones, you show it off and sorry, if you are so offended, you should’ve worn a camisole and make sure it covers your little sisters!
This took a few days for me to write, but now I got a blueprint, I could make this a reoccurring theme. Then again, maybe not if it comes off as a sexist post.