Working for a “Fortune 500” Company.

• Working ether as an Officer, a VP or SVP
• Someone who is tethered to his iPhone
• Who makes crictical decsions unlike most romantic relationships
• Someone who is very occupied with his position
• Someone who doesn’t have time for his family
• Someone who doesn’t need sex to enhance himself
• Someone who works in a conservative style (cubicles, private offices, a PC and makes phone calls unlike other progressive styled workplaces.) Such style requires less human interaction

My ideal Relationship Status would be “In a Relationship with [XXXXX Company], Chief Compliance Officer”
It is what it is, some people have better relationships by working instead of being in a world where they will never be accepted to society.