eBay – You Suck

In a capitalism point of view, there is no such thing as a monopoly because in a free market if there one game in town, they must be doing something right.
That would be bullshit, and in this case I am referring to eBay.
I gotten active (i.e. getting an account) back about a couple years ago. I also got a PayPal account because the two entities are basically an unwritten requirement.
In the last year, they went through some big changes, especially to their  generic design and navigation of their website, and the requirements to enter in information of an item to please the “cataloging” system that eBay forces upon their users. They are known to do massive and controversial changes or the “two steps ahead, one step backward”  practices (in some ways they had pioneered that way before Facebook was avaliable to users outside the .edu world.)
Also they are so overzealous on fraud, and of course I don’t encourage e-fraud, but the rules are so overzelious, it makes it harder for me to do business on eBay.
Last winter, I wrote an open letter to PayPal, because they (allegedly the computers) claimed I was at high risk for fraud, or whatever.
Recently, I noticed a blog post on their official blog about this same issue. Again, I am pissed off about this issue. PayPal hasn’t lifted this temporary ban, since my last post on this issue. I have no idea what created this flag, but hey this disrupts my business, it also screws me on my shipping prices because PayPal also prohibits me to do direct shipping because you guessed it, because I am at high risk. I don’t give a shit about “this is a standard FDIC practice” or other bullshit the eBay or PayPal bastards say. My bank (and my new credit union, because I had to switch thanks to Barney Frank and Chris Dodd) never held anything, and they have the same rights under the FDIC or what PayPal is doing.
I blame this almost entirely on a computer and lack of human beings to not sort out the bullshit claims of what a computer may think its saying.
I love using computers, mobile devices and e-commerce sites like eBay. but when they make my life tougher, and even when they think, they are trying to make it easier, it just makes me feel like I shouldn’t be doing things – like this –  anymore.
I think high tech is peaking, its only going to go downhill the way of George Orwells “1984” prophecy (and maybe his Animal House prophecy too) and tech overtaking people’s lives, and how people cannot be detethered for less than an hour before they cry like little babies. I also don’t like how devices and computers are going back to the ol’ IBM where they dictate what we or cannot do (in reference to Steve Jobs’ take on Orwell’s “1984”.) And how the fictional movie “The Net” would become non-fiction 15 or so years after that movie came out, of how computers are the bosses and not the humans.
Which goes back to the fault of PayPal putting my e-commerce to a screeching halt, regardless what an automated CRM system tells me.
I hate eBay/PayPal, but I have to suck it up and accept a monopoly because monopolies can do no wrong.

A kind little letter to PayPal

Dear PayPal,
I have had an account with your firm for about two years. I choose PayPal for the reason that I would only have to have one single sign on (SSO) for eCommerce purchases (mostly for eBay.) I liked the idea it would transfer the transaction by using my PayPal login and the other end wouldn’t have to worry about my account information.
Well things in my life changed (and change for me is difficult.) I moved to a different town, along with having to transfer all my accounts to my new billing address. On top of that, my wonderful bank known as Sovereign Bank had almost raped me by forcing me to change to a different Debit Card account from one company to another. Yet another change. I’ve also had a clean track record on my eBay account and I never had any complaints or concerns. But in November, your firm sent something similar to what was stated in a recent eBay transaction that I was trying to sell and I quote,

Dear [blank],
Your funds are pending – please process this order
You received a payment from [blank].
This money is being temporarily held in your pending balance. It will be held for up to 21 days. While it’s being held, it won’t be available for withdrawal.
We’ll move the money to your available balance after 21 days as long as your buyer hasn’t reported a problem. It may be available sooner if we can confirm that the item was delivered or, if this is an eBay item, your buyer leaves positive feedback.
To get access to this money more quickly, please process this order right away and communicate with your customers early and often.

Are you fucking me?
I also couldn’t place the UPS order since I didn’t “have enough funds” thanks to this hideous red flag you accuse me of.
And in the same email you lecture me of doing the following

  • Log in and go to the Transaction Details page to see if you’re eligible for seller protection on this payment
  • Ship to the buyer’s address on the Transaction Details page

I did that!

  • Use a shipping service that offers signature confirmation

OK, UPS does that, and I think its standard operating practices (SOP) I believe.

  • Save all tracking information or other proof of shipment

Jeez, I do that as well, as my own SOP. That’s my common sense practice as well!

  • Let your buyer know their item shipped by adding tracking information on the Transaction Details page

I am aware in transactions that occurred in the summer time, that I didn’t use PayPal’s shipping service, but I went to my local Staples and plugged the shipping data on eBay but not on PayPal.
Also, I stride to perfection because as someone who suffers with an autistic disorder/disease, and being his own guardian, I understand that I have to be accountable of doing such business. I get after people on my eBay account if they haven’t left feedback, and if there are problems I try to resolve (but there hasn’t been such – yet.) I also don’t drive, which in some cases puts a delay in shipping for someone to take me to get it shipped out and even if I can walk in a 20 minute ddistance to the local UPS dropbox, many of the items I had been selling are electronics. And the hot sun (since its almost sunny every day) could cause potential malfunctions.
I blame this on a electronic red flag and I blame you for not having human intervention or some checks-and-balances and bullshit sorting to find out I am doing things right.
I am switching banks in the coming month or so thanks to the Dodd/Frank law and I can’t afford paying ridiculous fees to my bank so I have to wait a while to not piss off the PayPal account so I don’t get yet another red flag. I also am going to reconsider if PayPal is the right route for me since the most accountable sellers are apparently the ones getting screwed by you. I am also unemployed and its been hard finding a job for the last four years and a little extra revenue from selling stuff on eBay I thought would be something good.
Thanks for screwing a customer. Again I may just cancel my PayPal account thanks to your extensive stupidity. Maybe an SSO for billing maybe not the right path since I have recent negative expierence with your firm.
Signed
“Admin” – The Alleged/Forgotten Autistic.

Rest in Peace Mark Haines, part three

I don’t often talk (or gloat) about my blog’s statistics, hits or views, because to me – its private information. I do want to mention at about 8:00pm Eastern, that I have received 150 views today. This is beyond an intraday record, since this blog often traffics on average of 20 views a day.
Every view today was linking the first two posts of the former CNBC Squawk Box anchor. The most interesting part most of the search terms outside of the generics, was specifically, autism, Autism Speaks, if “mark haines was autistic” and search phrases of his kids with autism in different terms.
I can’t confirm of how Mark Haines has a connection to the disorder, other than other CNBC talent have supported the questionable organization founded by ex NBC Universal president Bob Wright. I’m not sure if his one of his kids has the disorder, or a family member or was close to Bob & Suzanne Wright. I didn’t see the donations in lieu of flowers for Autism Speaks till I went on his memorial page on markhaines.cnbc.com this morning, and throughout the CNBC business day, they did mention the donations.
It through me off guard. The original post was just a few blurbs of someone that has autism who followed Wall Street and the markets mostly in stocks since I was about 12 or 13, with specific memories of the Squawk Box.  The snappy graphics, the theme package they used during the late 90s (it had the pre-game feel too) and the goofiness between the gang and Maria Bartiromo’s more humbler days of her walking up and down the NYSE trading floor getting the most up to date news before the bell.
In anyway, I wanted to post some of what traffic that came onto this blog and how surprised what results I was going to get other than a business newsman passed, not to know that people were searching for ASD along with the former newsman.
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P.S. I finally spelled Squawk Box right for the first time after all these years that the show was named after the speakerphone adjunct that the traders would dial in and hear the morning’s calls of what hot stocks to buy and the ones that weren’t so hot. That’s where the name came from 🙂