My mother is home teleworking. I just talked to her to discuss the morning’s plans. I told her what I wanted to do and she kinda gave me a response of that she had another plan. The plan was “to bring transfer station things after I drop you off” to my day program.

My mother is known pretty bad for speaking in list-like languages and is horrible at modifiers like “a”, “an” and “the” and often when she says things like “wanted to bring transfer station stuff to transfer station” she makes it as if it was a living breathing thing that should be a proper noun. But even if the local Transfer Station would be a proper noun, she should use appropriate modifiers ether before or after the proper noun.

Is this her fault? No. Why? Because for autistics, the standard operating procedure is to the least amount of words because they would get overwhelmed if you overtalk. Well thats if you explain everything all the time and go into filibusters like my moronic neighbor who isn’t even a true neighbor as they think they live on a 2 acre property.

But I am no stupid dog. I shouldn’t be talked to in commands.

Anyways, excuse me while I go Ernie Anderson and start talking like a sailor as I can’t take fools seriously myself!